South Park Faqs
1. Who performs the main theme and what are the lyrics?

A. Primus, who just released their "Brown Album" perfomed it along with Les Claypool.

2. What is the Jesus Vs. Santa episode? Has it aired on TV?

A. The "Jesus Vs. Santa" episode is The Spirit Of Christmas! It has never aired on TV. Copies are available all
over the Internet.

3. Is it true that Shaft plays Chef?

A. No. Issac Hayes plays Chef, not Shaft. Issac Hayes wrote the theme for Shaft.

4. How many episodes have aired on TV?

A. To this date, (October 9), 6 episodes have aired. 101: Cartman Gets An Anal Probe, 103: Volcano, 102:
Weight Gain 4000, 104: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride, 105: An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig, and 106: Death.

5. Is a premium network going to show an unedited version of the show?

A. They're aren't plans to, but keep your mind open to rumors.

6. Are there really cheesy poofs?

A. In real life? No. Go get some Cheetos and make believe.

7. I don't get the references to pussy in the pilot. Can you explain it to me.

A. (Sorry for the offensive slang)The first reference is in the cafeteria, and Wendy invites Stan to Stark's Pond
after school. Kyle says, "Maybe you can kiss her", Cartman blurts, "Or slip her the tongue", and Kenny mumbles.
Then Stan says, "How do you know she has a cat", and then Kenny starts to laugh. Then they all pick up on it.
Pussy? Cat? Get it?

The second isn't actually a reference to puss, but it's when Cartman's cat is bugging him for some pie. Cartman
yells to his mom, "Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!", and his mom replies, "Well then I know a certain kitty kitty who's
sleeping with mommy tonight!". The joke there is that if the cat was a dildo, then the mom would use it. Get it?

8. Is Kenny really talking?

A. Yeah! As someone said in the Comedy Central list, "Put your ear to the speaker until your brain adapts to the
muffled voice. Use your imagination."

9. Is that Wendy Testaburger in The Spirit of Christmas sitting on Santa's lap?

A. One would assume so, huh? It's her if you think in terms of appearence, but no actual proof is given.

10. Does Kenny die in every episode?

A. Yep, sometimes multiple times per episode. At one point in an episode one of the kids actually says to him
after his death, "Hey Kenny! Lookin' good!"

11. Where the hell can I get the SOXMAS?

A. The official distribution site of course! http://www.math.uiuc.edu/~tskirvin/soxmas/ Go to a mirror site there.
It's a hefty 50 megs and might take awhile to download.

12. What are the lyrics to the theme song?

A. The lyrics are:

Les Claypool
I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time
Stan and Kyle
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation
Les Claypool
Goin' Down to South Park, gonna see if I can unwind
Cartman
Ample parking day or night, people spouting "Howdy Neighbor!"
Les Claypool
Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind.
Kenny
Click here to read what Kenny says. Read at own risk. Not intended for younger children.
Les Claypool
Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.

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